...i'm pretty sure this is one of the most famous songs with misheard lyrics. wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night. or revved up like a douche-bag or a runner in the night. or wrapped up by Venusians in the middle of the night. or wrapped up like a douche, in the aroma in the night.

the actual words - in case you didn't know - are "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."


or maybe big old jet airliner...that's a good one too.


here's mine:
Britney Spears - i'm a slave for you

i hear it as - because you hardly know my name or lemme have my lemonade
but it is actually - "leaving behind my name, my age."

whatever, mine are much better :)