1. "Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?"
"Sure, that and a pair of testicles."

2. "This is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules!"

3. "Obviously, you're not a golfer."

4. "I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye."

5. "It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--"
"I am the Walrus."
"That fucking bitch!"
"Yeah."
"I am the Walrus."
"Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"
"What the fuck is he talking about?"

6. "And, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please."

7. "You mark that frame an 8 you're entering a world of pain. A world of pain."