What everyone needs on a Monday morning...

During the shooting of Ocean's Twelve in Italy, Brad Pitt told the crew that George Clooney wanted to be called by his character's name, Danny Ocean. It took a while for Clooney to catch on, but once he did, he made sure to get back at his co-star.

"Brad was sitting in his car and George kind of tapped the car with his hand
and said 'All right, take care,'" Matt Damon tells Cosmopolitan. "When he
pulled his hand away, he's left a bumper sticker that read 'Small Penis
Onboard.' So Brad drove through rush-hour traffic in L.A. with it, and all
these people were looking at him and waving."

Maybe he actually is hung like a hamster...