Let's see how many you can get right....NO CHEATING!!
1. "I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them."
2. "There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance."
"Which one am I?"
"You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance."
3. "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?"
4. "So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?"
5. "Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?"
6. "Surrender."
"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
7. "I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!"
"Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!""
8. "I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to."
9. "Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I'm going fluff and fold."
10. "Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map... okay?"
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close * Jonathan Safran Foer
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close * Jonathan Safran Foer
i bet you look good on the dance floor * arctic monkeys
the skin of my yellow country teeth * clap your hands say yeah
chasing cars * snow patrol
movie script ending * death cab for cutie
anthems for a 17-year-old girl * broken social scene
all these things that I've done * the killers
one more night (your ex-lover remains dead) * stars
a little less 16 candles a little more touch me * fall out boy
the great salt lake * band of horses
october, first account * be your own pet
mushaboom * feist
letter from an occupant * new pornographers
the skin of my yellow country teeth * clap your hands say yeah
chasing cars * snow patrol
movie script ending * death cab for cutie
anthems for a 17-year-old girl * broken social scene
all these things that I've done * the killers
one more night (your ex-lover remains dead) * stars
a little less 16 candles a little more touch me * fall out boy
the great salt lake * band of horses
october, first account * be your own pet
mushaboom * feist
letter from an occupant * new pornographers