Choose five of these professions and finish the sentence...

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...

Choose five people to pass it onto when you are finished.

If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... i'd be in heaven. getting paid to talk all day long...what could be better than that??

If I could be an architect... i'd design my dream home...not like the home i have right now where my bedroom is the size of China but my walk-in closet is 2 feet by 2 feet.

If I could be a chef...I would figure out a way to make sugar-free, fat-free, calorie-free cookies that taste like freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. yum. and i'd eat them all day, every day.

If I could be a Jedi... I'd have my way with Ewan McGreggor.

If I could be a proctologist... I could totally take Manny on with his crazy hospital "You wouldn't believe what i did today" stories!

I would like Stacy at House of Snark, Becca at dasBecca, Beth at So the Fish Said, Tisha at the World According to Tish, and Amy at Sail on Silver Girl to do this. So, Tag! You're it!