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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
cue the circus music...
today was freak show day at Dr. R's.
my actual appointment was completely uneventful. haven't gained any weight. woohoo!
blood pressure normal. baby is perfect.

it was in the waiting room where the real action was.
he was running really late today and i didn't get seen until 2:55 for my 2 o'clock appointment, so i got a good chance to check out all the other people waiting.

first of all, i'm never one to ask for help, but not one person got up for me when i checked in - and let me tell you, out of 15 chairs in the waiting room, only 3 of them were filled with preggos. but, whatever, no biggie. gravity is my friend these days, so i wasn't bothered.

so...on to the freaks.
first, there was a girl who was really cute, there with her mom and grandma. after i took note at how cute her face was, i noticed that she had dark hair on her shoulders, her back, her upper arms. i have never seen that before - well, at least not on a 4 year old child. it was scary.

then, there was the woman who decided to pick her nose with her pinky, right there in the open, check out her find, and then wipe it on the chair (note to self: do not use that chair again..)

then there was the woman who came out of her appointment and proceeded to adjust her nether regions right there in front of everyone. she was rearranging her underwear and grabbing at her crotch. it was disgusting.

then, a lady wearing a shirt that was about 6 sizes too small - she was busting out of the top, the bottom, the sides...anywhere one could bust out, she was doing it.

then there was the lady who takes me weight. who told me my breasts were enormous. ha.

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