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Thursday, January 12, 2006
The Sale of Two Titties...
anyone want to buy them???

my daughter has decided that while she nursing she's going to play a little game. it's called, "let's see how much i can hurt mommy's boobs."

part one of this ever-so-enjoyable game: as she's latching on, she grabs my nipple with all ten of her fingers. yes. this feels great, let me tell you. like daggers.

part two: when she's finally on and nursing properly, after a game of latch on, latch off, laugh at mommy, latch on, latch off, laugh at mommy, etc., she digs her nails in my boob and then pulls. ouch.

part three: she bites down on my nipple and pulls, with her gums. now, i realize she doesn't have teeth yet, and god, are you listening, i'm so thankful for that, but it still hurts like a motherfucker.

i'm afraid, my friends, that Isabella's nursing days are numbered.
that playtex bottle is looking better and better to me....and i'm beginning to feel a whole hell of a lot less guilty about stopping...especially now that i fear the safety of breasts is is jeopardy.


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