~~Mandy Moore and Zach Braff are engaged.
~~Full House's "how rude" chick is a meth addict, and the world isn't at all surprised...
~~Brokeback to the Future. brilliant. f%^&ing brilliant.
~~from the separated at birth files:
Jared Leto and the large mutant leprechauns:

Owen Wilson IS Ellen Degeneres:


Ashley Simpson and David Lee Roth:
