Last night i watched a copy of A Cinderella Story. No, i did not pay to see the movie. As hot as Chad Michael Murray is, I do not pay to see movies like this. I barely pay to see the big blockbuster movies...

Anyone who has seen the preview for this movie is most likely familiar with the costume that Hilary Duff wears to the "ball" - it's essentially a wedding gown with a little eye patch covering her eyes. It's clearly Hilary Duff. If you can't figure that out, like our conquering hero in the movie couldn't, you don't have any right to get the girl in the end. You are looking straight at her, but when you walk right by her the next day in school, you can't figure it out!?! You are a bonehead.

Anyway, the watching bootlegged copies of movies - i especially love when you can see people's heads as they get up to use the bathroom - reminds me of my morning movie quote of the day - it's from Reality Bites:

"Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation?"
"Do I look like a pirate to you?"